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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"

"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."

"if pointing out racism makes me a racist, then i'm going to start pointing out millionaires."

"I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin... Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions"

"Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better."

"Pizza will never tell you you're fat unless you're high as shit, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight."

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"Ever had sex while camping? ... ITS FUCKING INTENTS"

"My favorite pirate joke (no arrr) Say it out loud. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I'm 80!"

"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."