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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
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"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."
"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"
"There is an Arab boy lost in the grocery store... The manager of the store walks up to the boy and asks ""what does your mother look like?"" The boy replies "" I don't know""."
"Mary on Facebook says this generation is way to reliant on technology... She then sent me 7 Candy Crush invites"
"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"
"I watched pom. You misread that, didn't you?"
"What do ducks get hooked on? Quack"
"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."
"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."