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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Black Abortion Clinic? Crime Stoppers. I'm going to hell"
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"What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music? Jazz Duets."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped Snow White."
"The worst thing about being deaf is... when I masturbate, I can't hear anybody come in my room. *Not even myself.*"
"What's worse than morning wood? Mourning wood"
"Cooper at the end of Interstellar ""You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."""
"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"
"Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house."
"What do you like, mom? Son: Mom why is my cousin named Jasmine? Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers. Son: Mom what do you love? Mom: Dick, stop asking so many questions."
"My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room."