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Joke of the Day
"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"
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"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
"For years I thought the ghost in my house was trying to scare me, turns out he was just booing my awful jokes"
"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"
"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !"
"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."
"I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt"