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Joke of the Day

"A tachyon leaves a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"

"Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight."

"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."

"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"[sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] ""NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]"

"When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me..."

"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."

"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."