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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think I have ADD... ...oh look a bird!"
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"What advice did Tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training? Concentrate on golffuck everything else."
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""
"What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits? Melon and Broccoli!"
"Who is a man's best friend? The sock, he's always there in hard times."
"This election feels like Tim Burton was writing and directing it and halfway through Quentin Tarantino took over."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"
"How come does Luke Skywalker does not have a girlfriend? He was looking for love in Alderaan places"