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Joke of the Day

"For years I thought the ghost in my house was trying to scare me, turns out he was just booing my awful jokes"

"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"

"What's the best part of living in Alabama? You don't live in Mississippi."

"""The plane nosedived and crashed, due to a passenger's iPod being played during landing."" - No flight, ever."

"the chemistry between me and any kind of food is just whoa"

"TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead"

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."

"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."