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Joke of the Day

"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."

"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."

"Girls at parties are like parking spaces, if you're late all the good ones are gone, So when nobody's looking you stick it in the disabled one...."

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."

"*standing behind home plate* -Beware of my dog-like reflexes. -Shouldn't it be cat-like reflexes? *catches baseball with my face*"

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"