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Joke of the Day

"Each year an average of 10 people are killed by sharks while 100 people die being stepped on by cows. Where's Cow Week, Discovery Channel?!"

"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."

"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"

"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"

"Sometimes you'll hate a person when you first meet because it saves time."

"This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside."

"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."

"The next time you're tempted to crack an easy joke about a typo on a Chinese menu, consider how well you write in Mandarin or Cantonese."