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Joke of the Day
"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."
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"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."
"What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower"
"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"
"My friend bet me $5 that I couldn't tell a joke and sneeze... ...at the same time. I tried and tried but finally realized that I'd bitten off more than I could aaaachhooo."
"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
"humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you're stupid like i am"
"""Old Macdonald had a farm. Had."" -banks"
"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."
"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"