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Joke of the Day

"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""

"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."

"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon."

"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."