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Joke of the Day
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""
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"Did you hear about the dwarf who failed? He came up short"
"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."
"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."
"Seven days without a joke makes one weak."
"An alcoholic walks into a bar"
"Granny Smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway."
"[interview] BOSS: Any special skills? ME: Skills? BOSS: Like strengths ME: Oh right. I'd say my vocabulary BOSS: Hm... ME: That means words"
"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"