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Joke of the Day

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."

"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."

"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"

"An insect just flew into my bedroom and exploded. I think it was a Jihaddy Long Legs."

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb & one to hold my dick, I mean my mum, I mean the ladder"

"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"

"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."

"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."