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Joke of the Day

"Corny Ass Joke Did you hear about the man forgotten in a freezer? I guess we can say he's fresh to death."

"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."

"I make fun of people Instagramming their food, but I forget that, during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit."

"[bar] CUSTOMER: Barman BARMAN: Sir? C: This beer tastes like piss [further down the bar] BEAR GRYLLS: I'll have what he's having"

"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"I found my first grey pubic hair today. I can accept getting old, but it was in my Big Mac."

"Give a man an axe and he'll kill a person. Teach a man how to incorrectly spray on Axe and he'll kill everyone in a 30-ft radius."

"Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them."