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Joke of the Day

"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."

"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"

"How do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."

"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."

"Her: Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom? Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper."

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"I heard German invented new DDR-memory... It's called ""cyclone bee"""

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."