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Joke of the Day

"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."

"Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it..."

"Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses? They got Snowden."

"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31"

"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"Why is there so much ""twang"" in Country music? It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding."