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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, if you can get 'em in there."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to turkey!"

"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"

"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"

"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"

"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"

"Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY? *crowd cheers* Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside."