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Joke of the Day

"This is my favorite least offensive offensive joke Which football player gets the most wedgies? The tight ends."

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"

"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."

"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"

"Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building... They blue it up."

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."