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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
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"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"Why is Oliver North like Kraang? They both love using the shredder."
"When a necrophiliac goes to a funeral... He gets mourning wood."
"Jesus was gay. He was nailed by 3 guys."
"How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None it is done by the automatic pilot."
"[firing squad] Any last requests? ""Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?"" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*"
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."
"What do you call a zombie eating a dog? Asian zombie"
"Made this one up today: Knock knock I eat mop"