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Joke of the Day

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."

"I just want to take you out... With an AK-47... & you thought on a date...hahaha."

"Tragedy strikes us today as a local ""Caution Tape"" factory explodes, leaving officials unsure how to properly barricade the area"

"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."

"Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino? He liked his rhinos sunny side up."

"If winning was easy, losers would do it."

"My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors."

"When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, ""Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom""."