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Joke of the Day

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? Birds can fly, but flies can't bird"

"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."

"Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)"

"English is weird... but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Yeah you red it rite."

"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."

"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"

"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."

"Every time you reply to a text from your ex, Taylor Swift completes another album. Don't be an enabler. Drop the phone."

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."