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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"
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"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"
"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"
"Wanna hear a blonde joke Donald Trump"
"TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye."
"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."
"HIPSTER COP: *into radio* ""We've got a 13-88 in progress...it's a pretty rare crime, you probably wouldn't know it"""
"What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders."
"Virginia wolf More like Virginia woof"
"When the atm charges you 3.50 to take out your own money but tells you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed"