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Joke of the Day

"My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample, and now she's wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone ""bro."""

"I had to fire my tennis doubles partner today. I told him his services were no longer required."

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."

"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."

"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."

"Hooters is starting a home delivery service. It's called Knockers."