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Joke of the Day

"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."

"The day I realized my cursing had gotten out of hand. ... was when I dropped the soap in the prison shower and screamed, ""Fuck me right in the ass!"""

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King? Because you have to court her before you pound her."

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"Can we stop calling actors ""brave""? ""I cant believe he had the courage to play dress up pretend time make believe"""

"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !"

"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."