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Joke of the Day

"I can count how many times I used condoms on one hand Zero. You put them on your penis, not your hand. Credit goes to Ron Jeremy."

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."

"Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse? Because she was looking for a stable relationship."

"Gotye is probably my favorite band named after what people said playing tag in ancient times."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"What was Hitler's last two words? Oy Vey!"

"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."