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Joke of the Day

"My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes Credit goes to comedian Etta May."

"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"

"Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school."

"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."

"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."

"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"REALITY SHOW IDEA: Put 10 tweeters in a house with only 1 phone charger and plenty of booze. BOOM."

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"It'd be cool if a firetruck was like an ice cream truck and just drove around selling fire to kids."