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Joke of the Day
"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."
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"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
"Police officer stops a speeding car and asks the driver.... Police officer: ''Can you identify yourself, sir?'' Driver(pulling out his mirror): ''Yeah, it's me.''"
"Guy in the club: *lifts up his shirt* I do 400 crunches a day. Me: How many more until you get a personality?"
"""What should we put in the middle of this mall?"" How bout some chairs? ""That idea sucks"" A little pond to throw money in? ""Oh hell yeah"""
"The following is an actual question given on a Yale university chemistry final exam"
"I just had my statistics exam Needless to say that I had some mean questions."
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!"
"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."
"Why do fire departments have dalmatians? To help the firemen find the hydrants"