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Joke of the Day

"Hooters is starting a home delivery service. It's called Knockers."

"What happened in France? Did they release a GTA Go?"

"They are giving free AIDS test at the DMV. The only thing worse than waiting in line at DMV is finding out you have AIDS."

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."

"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."

"What are pigskins used for? Holding the pig together."

"Crazy how Hillary Clinton could possibly be our first F President... I would've said Female President but someone deleted the emale."