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Joke of the Day
"How come I was wide awake while watching the Wall Street sewuel CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS!!!"
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"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"
"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."
"Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played? It was in A-minor"
"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."
"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."
"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"
"Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that."
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"