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Joke of the Day

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably s**t"

"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""

"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."

"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"

"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."

"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"

"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""