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Joke of the Day

"Stop complaining about the length of the Hobbit movies. Plays are 17 hours long. School plays are twice that."

"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"

"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."

"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."

"A priest opens a restaurant... and calls it ""Braise the Lord"""

"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care."

"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."

"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"

"2010 prediction: Tiger Woods will leave golf entirely and begin a career in politics, where sex scandals are more widely accepted."