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Joke of the Day

"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"

"My New Year's resolution is 1920 x 1080!"

"The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens."

"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"

"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

"Sarah Millican just called Stephen Hawking a good sport."

"What do you call a joke with no ending?"

"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."

"The three unwritten rules for success and hapiness 1. 2. 3."