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Joke of the Day

"Hey, what's the difference between reddit and LOTR? In the books and movies, the trolls didn't type."

"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."

"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."

"I'm kind of clueless about pop culture. I thought ""Hogwarts"" was an STD"

"A horse walks into a bar... Bartender: why the long face???"

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"

"Guy says to a girl, please give me a... ....blowjob."" The girl says, ""can't you be more romantic?"" So the guy says, ""ok, give me a blowjob in the rain."""

"A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man."

"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"