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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a pizza joke... I would tell you a pizza joke but that would be too cheesy. Funny no?"

"Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts."

"I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes."

"Helen Keller just found out about LSD. She thinks it'll make her see things."

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."

"The name's Case... Justin Case."

"Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster chef and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran"