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Joke of the Day

"what did stevie wonder say when he recieved a cheese grater for Christmas? it was the most violent book he had ever read"

"/r/Jokes won the International Green Awards! 97% recycled content."

"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"

"I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon."

"Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"

"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"

"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""

"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."

"Why did the Austrian woman go to see a psychologist. Because she wanted a penis."