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Joke of the Day

"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."

"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."

"Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick."

"Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart."

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."

"Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"" Biden replies ""No, Bush did 9:11."""

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."