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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee."
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"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""
"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."
"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"
"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""
"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"My favorite palindromes I've come across are tit and boob."
"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."