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Joke of the Day

"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."

"Whenever my grandma comes to visit and I hear a loud thud from upstairs, I go for a coffee and think about the cool stuff I just inherited."

"I've always wanted to own a funeral home.... With the slogan, ""We love it when business is dead."""

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"

"Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas? Because it was a cloud"

"Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to try Salsa dancing but she couldn't get the jar open."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"Pro tip: most pro tips are given by amateurs."

"Here's one for you...! 1"

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."