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Joke of the Day

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."

"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"

"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."

"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."

"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""

"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"

"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."