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Joke of the Day

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me"

"I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"

"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"

"What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish? Give them a ""test tickle."""

"I don't get why everyone told me how great it is to swim with dolphins. I've been stuck in this tuna net for five days."