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Joke of the Day
"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""
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"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"
"I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap."
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."
"What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job? ""This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"""
"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."