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Joke of the Day

"Facebook: ""Do you want to tag Jennifer in this Picture?"" Me: Hmmmm. does it make her look fat? Then yes, yes I do."

"Interviewer: Any special skills? Me: Eclairvoyance. Him: I don't understand. Me: There's a box of donuts in your desk Him: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH"

"For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction."

"Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago."

"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."

"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."

"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."

"What's the best way to wipe a computer server? A cloth."

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"town of terrorism joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi_tTBfYQlI&list=UUuWKX9oJE45RXSsvGTDTKKQ"