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Joke of the Day

"Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago."

"North Korea declares war."

"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"

"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"

"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"

"A Levels Despite my A Level results being A B B A, it still seems no employer will Take a Chance On Me."

"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."

"Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?"

"What is the best way to stop rape? Consent"