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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty."

"I bought my kids electric toothbrushes because it was taking too long to splatter toothpaste all over the bathroom w/the regular toothbrush."

"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."

"What do you want for dinner? 4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts"

"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."

"So a pun, a play on words, and an anecdote walk into a bar. No joke."

"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"