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Joke of the Day

"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."

"My Grandpa once said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"

"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"

"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."

"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."

"My friend tried to kill herself by taking 20 advil. I was very upset by this and I asked her ""Why take 20 advil when you can just take 2 aleve?"

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"[david attenborough voice] wolves, also known as nature's best animal, have been cool for hundreds of thousands of years"

"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""