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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."
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"Pc gamer A pc gamer was about to get laid but he saw a mole on her body and said ""Damn bitch you have a dead pixel"""
"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"
"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply."
"Shout ""out"" to... ...baseball players who have three strikes."
"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof."
"What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet? There's Noel."