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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus? They did not have 50 Cent."
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"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."
"I asked the waitress if she wanted a good tip and a quickie. She said: Just the tip."
"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"Do these sweatpants and 5 extra pounds make me look like I'm in a relationship?"
"Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer? He wanted someone who understood *capitals* and *lower* case."
"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."
"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""