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Joke of the Day
"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."
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"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."
"Enthusiasm 365 days until Christmas and people already have their trees up."
"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["
"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."
"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."
"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"
"[interview] ""How would you describe your people skills?"" ME: I tend to drive others away. ""That's great! Welcome to Uber."""
"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"