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Joke of the Day

"When someone I don't know likes one of my statuses I think, ""Will this be the story we tell our grandkids?"""

"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."

"""Muhammad's So Fat.. -what? No, I said, ""Yo' Momma."" Damn, this is why no one hangs out with you any more."""

"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice..."

"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."

"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."

"What do you call a bear in the Arctic? Starving."

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."