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Joke of the Day

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice..."

"The time traveler made a poor taste gag about the atrocities of World War 3..... Everyone agreed, it was too soon."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet."

"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"

"WIFE: He thinks he's a news anchor DOCTOR: Is this true ME: [stacking papers & talking inaudibly as the camera zooms out]"

"""Do not touch"" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille."

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"