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Joke of the Day

"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."

"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."

"You know the difference between my birthday and a courtroom? My dad shows up at a courtroom."

"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."

"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""

"What do pirates and pimps both have in common.... ...they both say ""yo ho"" and plunder the bootie! Compliments of my gf :)"

"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."

"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."

"Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."