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Joke of the Day

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she just gagged a little."

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."

"Yo Momma so ugly.. She look like Darth Vader naked."

"What crime did the viticulturist get imprisoned for? Grape."

"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "

"Q: Mom's have Mother's Day Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday."

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."