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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
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"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"
"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."
"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"
"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"
"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"Them: What would you do if you knew that you couldn't fail? Me: Probably eat spaghetti while wearing a clean gray sweatshirt."
"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"
"""I say, this bloody coffee tastes like mud!...."" "" It should sir, it was ground this morning."""