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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared lose so much weight? He always went for the 6 instead of the 12"
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"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."
"This is why I failed out of collage."
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"Hey, did you guys know Vicodin *isn't* like Flinstones chewables, at all."
"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"
"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"
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