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Joke of the Day

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"

"My girlfriend started eating my ass during foreplay last night, She asked ""Have you taken a shower today?"" And I said ""What's a shower got to do with my asshole?"""

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"

"99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code."

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"

"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."