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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"I asked my girlfriend at dinner, ""Why are you being so salty?"" Her response - with a flat, even look: ""I've been well seasoned."" I lost it"

"Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?"

"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."

"I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk."

"What the quickest way to a mans heart? Though his chest with a knife"

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"Have you seen the movie about a lone piece of graph paper? The plot was a bit scattered."

"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""