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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"

"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"

"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"

"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"

"I sleep with a water gun near my bed, in case of cat burglar."

"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."

"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."